After years of discussing writing, drunken scribblings on cocktail napkins and prodding by my friends, I have decided to write something for real. This could be the best decision of my life or crash and burn when i realize that actual writing can't be done entirely while drunk. It's 1:16 in the afternoon on a Sunday and I feel my first drink coming on. And so the writing begins. Stay tuned for at the very least something funny/absurd..............