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Summer Slacker's Paragraph Pile Of Redonkulous Writing Challenge
Mimi Speike
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:44 PM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016



Whoa! I am thrilled! We are up, boy! We did it!

It worked, Alantis! Instant gratification, as my husband says of a better than anticipated price on limit order in the stock market.

I'll shut up now. (Dream on, little dreamers.)

Excuse the typos a few slots up. I'm cooking dinner and yakking, both at full speed. My quality control has certainly slipped on here. Rats! I better go check that chicken.


Alantis
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 5:52 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


CONGRATS TO YOU MIMI - I was trying to follow your dream and help fulfill it. And now it is done. I hope this works better for the new writers. So onto a couple of disclaimers for those, that are like me, and usually jump to the end to see what people are saying.

So there have been a couple of changes that people need to be aware of.

First, the end date for the opening paragraph has been moved to 6/19/13. So there is still time if you want to have one considered.

Second, we decided I wasn't clear enough, we are using the one thousand word count for the writing. Please try to stick to it. There are a couple opening paragraphs back a few pages if you want to check them out to get an idea.

Lastly, I know this may look like a random thread of nonsense, but we are going to do a free writing challenge, as stated. I will then ask that we tone down some so as not to lose focus. It is fine for comments or questions, but there will be a time we need to buckle down to the task at hand. (Laughing my ass off right now trying to say that.)

Seriously though, we have a summer slacker's hangout, and we can go there for some of the randomness that may entail if this gets going well?

Thanks to all who may show up sooner or later.

Oh yeah - We are a featured discussion, we are a featured discussion!!! (who says slackers don't have drive?)


Atthys Gage
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:34 PM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


Ah, Mimi.  You know what a sucker I am for a compliment.  (Glad you liked the excerpt).  

Alright.  I will join your merry band.  I  don't think I will offer up an opening paragraph (it's not required, is it?) but you can toss me in the mix as a contributor.  If nothing else, I admire the effort you and Alantis seem to be putting into your slacking.  
Mimi Speike
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:49 PM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016



No, Atthys, it's not required to write a first paragraph or, more likely, paragraphs. At least I don't think it is. I better read that fine print again. 

Wow! All I was hoping for was for you to help us get up on the featured discussions. I hit your buttons, did I? Yahoo!!!

Don't worry, I won't hold you to it. I sure do appreciate the offer. And I hope that, once we get going, you won't be able to resist.


Mimi Speike
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 3:14 PM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016



This post is part maintenance (keeping ahead of the Summer Excerpts wolf on our heels) and part pep-talk to myself.

I've got my entry up, and I'm busy on so many other things that it's tempting to say, Done! Good enough. Then I ask myself, if it turns out to be the winner, is this version all that it could be? Have I exploited every opportunity for fun, whacky jump-off directions for the folks who will follow up on it?

The answer to that is no, not by a long shot. Back to work. That deadline is coming up fast. And I've got a lot of reading to do. (AMcKR, natch.)


LeeAnna Holt
Posted: Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:20 AM
Joined: 4/30/2011
Posts: 662


Ah, it's Sunday already! I'm going to try to get a paragraph written, but work has been dragging my ass through the week kicking and screaming.

Mimi Speike
Posted: Sunday, June 16, 2013 9:02 PM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016



To quote the Dowager Countess of Grantham: Oh, my!

Alexander Hollins
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 11:12 AM
Joined: 3/13/2011
Posts: 412


It was a dark and stormy night.  Johan looked out at the street, what little he could see through the slit  in the blinds, held open with one finger.  Rain washed down the outside of the glass, f the world outside twisting and churning under flickering street lights.


The shrill sound of the microwave broke Johan from his reverie, and letting the slats close, he turned to collect his lonely, one man meal.  Walking towards the kitchen, his eyes fell on a picture standing on a shelf, surrounded by smaller knick knacks.  He smiled wistfully, then frowned and walked past.



Minutes later he sat at a small table in the corner off his kitchen. The TV dinner was still hot, and he waited, listening to the rain, thinking to himself.  A long sigh dragged from him, and he turned to face the picture on the far wall again.


“Another night alone. The kind of night you loved, before...”


Johan trailed off, realizing that he held his phone in his hands, finger over a speedial button.


“No, not... No, I’m not calling!”  


He slid the phone across the table away from him. “Not calling first.”  His pronouncement to the world at large hung in the air as he stubbornly began chewing down overcooked chicken and corn.


Thunder cracked and the lights grew dim for a moment.  It blasted again, blue white bolts shining through the window, and the crack of thunder came almost instantly behind it.  The lights fell away completely, the sound of the heater fan, the fridge compressor, all was dark and silent except for the howling wind and streaming rain.  


Johan reached over and snagged his phone just as the screen started to darken. That small source of illumination gave him confidence, and he walked back to the window. A quick glance confirmed it was a larger area than just his house.  The darkness outside broke in an instant as the sky lit in a fire of red and purple.  He pulled the blinds away from the window, staring at the sky open mouthed.  As if on it’s own volition, fingers pressed on the speed dial they’d hovered over, and Johan raised his phone to his face.   


A few rings, and then that voice, so familiar and dear, answered.



“Yeah, it’s me.  You looking outside?  Yeah, that’s what it looks like to me too.”


He hung up the line, staring up as the giant metal shell hanging in the sky split open, and thousands of small dots flew away from it, getting larger by the moment.



Alantis
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 11:36 AM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


MY ENTERY FOR THE CONTEST           

                 Hiding in the shadows, the solitary figure was trying desperately not to move a muscle. He was stocking his prey, and he had never been so close. He was watching the last place he had seen the beady eyes of the scoundrel that had plagued him at every turn. He would have his vengeance this night. He stilled his breathing and checked the weight of the wood axe in his hands. Slowly the creature appeared, and he could feel his heart racing.

                Just another few feet and he is mine! He thought to himself as the furry devil slowly made its' way out of hiding. It was so close he could smell the stench of it. He could wait no more, and lunged out with a ferocious attack that would should of surprised his opponent and delivered the man victory, but it was not so.

                As he lurched out of the shadows, he tripped in his drunken attempt, and fell face first on the floor. The wood axe went scattering across the ground and far out of his reach. For a moment, the mouse only started at him, he knew it was taunting him, before it scurried off into its hole once more. It had even secured the cheese he had tried to bait it with.

                "Argh, ye slimey varmint. I will have ye in me stew someday, I promise ye dat!" He yelled after the mouse in the slurred speak that only too much wine can cause.

                "You stupid old fool, you could have killed yourself. Why must you torment that poor creature so?" He heard a female voice yelled from the other room.

                "I is the one tormented by dat ball o' fur. He haunts me in my dreams, and ev'ry wakin minute." He tried to yell back as he attempted to haul himself off the floor. "Ye be wise to be on de me's side. That pest will eat us out o' food for winter ends if'n we don't stop him. An de be breedin' like roaches. Soon it'll be havin' youngins to feed an we'll be starved."

                He had succeeded in getting up off the floor and dropped himself, unceremoniously into the soft chair he called his own. His head was starting to swim, but he wasn't done waiting. He released his axe was across the room, and he let out a sigh. He knew there was no way he was going to make it over there to pick it up. He threw his head back with his glass and swallowed down the last of his wine.


Alantis
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 11:39 AM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


“Ruination!” he shrieked, wildness in every aspect of his person.

Lord Houghton, above all else, above his renowned wit, above his fine breeding, above his meticulously turned out person, his almost preposterous elegance, known for his grace under pressure, was clearly, astonishingly, not in control of himself. 

Beads of sweat on his brow and the rumpled linen of his gold-flecked waistcoat showed him to be a mass of moist anxiety. His thin-skinned hands, streaked with veiny indigo, would not be still. He kept wringing them in apparent agony. A sigh, notable for its trembling, heartfelt depth, escaped his compressed lips. 

If one were to cozy up to him, the distinctive odor of gin would have been found to hover about him. Instead of the suave master of Houghton House, he looked the most luridly disarranged denizen of the lowest swill shop in London. His speech, usually of the best buttermilk fashion, reverted to the raw provincialisms of his rural minority, which he had worked tirelessly to expel from a cultured, man-about-town patter. 

He lowered himself into a large wing-chair, which seemed to enfold him in its kindly embrace. He gripped the quilted arms, as if to rise, as if ashamed of seeking shelter from the storm of misfortune that had pounded away at him for nigh onto six months. Six months in Hell is how he viewed the series of hideous events which had lately engulfed him. 

When had disaster struck with such decisive frequency at any man of such sterling reputation, generous civility and pious leanings? 

Yes, he had evicted his crippled sister-in-law from the safe haven of the Kent estate, but that had been in strict accordance with his legal rights. No, he had shown no mercy. Why should he have? That monster had been the cause of Bertie’s death, of that he was quite sure. The once sweet face behind the silk masks - she was never without one now - eaten away, he imagined, by the syphilis that she had contracted on the ill-advised excursion to Istanbul in defiance of his brother’s wishes, held power over him no longer.

She had decamped – there was no other way to put it – in the company of a certain Madame Rosignol, who pretended to assist her endeavors with the drawing of charts, the reading of palms, and so on. The fraud had a hundred silly methods, and poor stupid Esmé was enthralled by every one of them. She was under the woman’s spell, which hinted at an indecent connection, and had returned to the marriage bed only upon receiving news of her husband’s precipitous decline, which showed every sign of ending badly. She’d scurried home to see what she might extract from the estate before push came to shove, a will was settled, and the locks changed, her unsavory advisor in tow. 

Pudge, he had been a thickish child and the name had stuck, had arranged a mean lodging for her in a particularly sad street of Camdentown and had hired two brutes with a cart to transport her scanty personal belongings to the site. With his lawyer at his side flourishing a formal notice of expulsion and a smirk which he could not allow himself to enjoy, he had confronted her with great correctness, bid her quit the grounds now devolved to him, and vowed that rash longing for that which could not be should never trouble him again. 

He had slept easily that night, but that was his last night of peaceful repose. From that moment his world had started to collapse around him. He wondered if he were not going insane.

Alantis
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 12:06 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES IS CLOSED. PLEASE STOP POSTING FOR THE VOTING PHASE.

Sorry for being a little late, vacation time. So I went back and brought the three entries forward so no one needs to jump around to do the voting. Please use the likes or dislikes to vote for which story you would like to write from. I want to keep the voting open till (6/21/13) so that any new comers will have a chance to participate. (If I missed an entry, someone will bring it forward, so please refrain from posting here.)

Also, if you win the opening paragraph, You will need to pick from the list of authors below. Not having your name here yet doesn't mean you cannot join our fun. I am just trying to use a fair method, so later names gets to write later.

Alantis                    Mimi Speike                    LeeAnna Holt                    Michael R Hagan
Carl E Reed            Atthys Gage                    Alexander Hollins

Thank everyone for joining and making this possible. If you absolutely need to say something, please post it on Summer Slacker's Writers Club Hangout. Mimi is monitoring so someone will be around. Thank you also Mimi for helping make this happen.                    
Michael R Hagan
Posted: Friday, June 21, 2013 6:27 AM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


There's an entry way back at comment '28.'
I like it, but I don't know that anyone else will find it.
Should it be reposted, here at the end........... no it's not from me.
Alantis
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 3:00 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


“Ruination!” he shrieked, wildness in every aspect of his person.

Lord Houghton, above all else, above his renowned wit, above his fine breeding, above his meticulously turned out person, his almost preposterous elegance, known for his grace under pressure, was clearly, astonishingly, not in control of himself. 

Beads of sweat on his brow and the rumpled linen of his gold-flecked waistcoat showed him to be a mass of moist anxiety. His thin-skinned hands, streaked with veiny indigo, would not be still. He kept wringing them in apparent agony. A sigh, notable for its trembling, heartfelt depth, escaped his compressed lips. 

If one were to cozy up to him, the distinctive odor of gin would have been found to hover about him. Instead of the suave master of Houghton House, he looked the most luridly disarranged denizen of the lowest swill shop in London. His speech, usually of the best buttermilk fashion, reverted to the raw provincialisms of his rural minority, which he had worked tirelessly to expel from a cultured, man-about-town patter. 

He lowered himself into a large wing-chair, which seemed to enfold him in its kindly embrace. He gripped the quilted arms, as if to rise, as if ashamed of seeking shelter from the storm of misfortune that had pounded away at him for nigh onto six months. Six months in Hell is how he viewed the series of hideous events which had lately engulfed him. 

When had disaster struck with such decisive frequency at any man of such sterling reputation, generous civility and pious leanings? 

Yes, he had evicted his crippled sister-in-law from the safe haven of the Kent estate, but that had been in strict accordance with his legal rights. No, he had shown no mercy. Why should he have? That monster had been the cause of Bertie’s death, of that he was quite sure. The once sweet face behind the silk masks - she was never without one now - eaten away, he imagined, by the syphilis that she had contracted on the ill-advised excursion to Istanbul in defiance of his brother’s wishes, held power over him no longer.

She had decamped – there was no other way to put it – in the company of a certain Madame Rosignol, who pretended to assist her endeavors with the drawing of charts, the reading of palms, and so on. The fraud had a hundred silly methods, and poor stupid Esmé was enthralled by every one of them. She was under the woman’s spell, which hinted at an indecent connection, and had returned to the marriage bed only upon receiving news of her husband’s precipitous decline, which showed every sign of ending badly. She’d scurried home to see what she might extract from the estate before push came to shove, a will was settled, and the locks changed, her unsavory advisor in tow. 

Pudge, he had been a thickish child and the name had stuck, had arranged a mean lodging for her in a particularly sad street of Camdentown and had hired two brutes with a cart to transport her scanty personal belongings to the site. With his lawyer at his side flourishing a formal notice of expulsion and a smirk which he could not allow himself to enjoy, he had confronted her with great correctness, bid her quit the grounds now devolved to him, and vowed that rash longing for that which could not be should never trouble him again. 

He had slept easily that night, but that was his last night of peaceful repose. From that moment his world had started to collapse around him. He wondered if he were not going insane.

Alantis
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 3:01 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


It was a dark and stormy night.  Johan looked out at the street, what little he could see through the slit  in the blinds, held open with one finger.  Rain washed down the outside of the glass, f the world outside twisting and churning under flickering street lights.


The shrill sound of the microwave broke Johan from his reverie, and letting the slats close, he turned to collect his lonely, one man meal.  Walking towards the kitchen, his eyes fell on a picture standing on a shelf, surrounded by smaller knick knacks.  He smiled wistfully, then frowned and walked past.



Minutes later he sat at a small table in the corner off his kitchen. The TV dinner was still hot, and he waited, listening to the rain, thinking to himself.  A long sigh dragged from him, and he turned to face the picture on the far wall again.


“Another night alone. The kind of night you loved, before...”


Johan trailed off, realizing that he held his phone in his hands, finger over a speedial button.


“No, not... No, I’m not calling!”  


He slid the phone across the table away from him. “Not calling first.”  His pronouncement to the world at large hung in the air as he stubbornly began chewing down overcooked chicken and corn.


Thunder cracked and the lights grew dim for a moment.  It blasted again, blue white bolts shining through the window, and the crack of thunder came almost instantly behind it.  The lights fell away completely, the sound of the heater fan, the fridge compressor, all was dark and silent except for the howling wind and streaming rain.  


Johan reached over and snagged his phone just as the screen started to darken. That small source of illumination gave him confidence, and he walked back to the window. A quick glance confirmed it was a larger area than just his house.  The darkness outside broke in an instant as the sky lit in a fire of red and purple.  He pulled the blinds away from the window, staring at the sky open mouthed.  As if on it’s own volition, fingers pressed on the speed dial they’d hovered over, and Johan raised his phone to his face.   


A few rings, and then that voice, so familiar and dear, answered.



“Yeah, it’s me.  You looking outside?  Yeah, that’s what it looks like to me too.”


He hung up the line, staring up as the giant metal shell hanging in the sky split open, and thousands of small dots flew away from it, getting larger by the moment.


Alantis
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 3:10 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


Alright all, we had a tie, so I brought the two entries forward and we can leave the voting open till the end of today. They are directly above, so please revote, and I will tally all the votes together and see what we have. Good luck to the two finalist.

And Michael, the entry you are referring to is one of the finalist, so I did get it, thanks for the heads up.

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO REVOTE ON THE STORIES ABOVE.
Alexander Hollins
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 3:24 PM
Joined: 3/13/2011
Posts: 412


I'm kinda amused that we are tied due to haveing the least DISLIKES, but there was a three way tie for likes (and that means more people voted NO then voted YES for paragraphs? Seriously?)

Alantis
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 3:49 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


Yeah, but I figure if you vote yes for one, then you'd vote no for the others. Figure that was what was happening, at least that is my hopes. And if people don't like the options, then they should have gotten in their entries, right? I am glad these two made it, as they are not mine, and so I feel no attachment to them, except for which I like more. Hopefully we get the tie breaker, or I may have to just do it myself.

And I expect you to revote Alexander.....
Mimi Speike
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:45 PM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016



Alantis, how about you flip a coin?


Alantis
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 9:44 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


Alright, I know that is no way to find a winner, I did flip the coin. So Mimi's paragraph one that one. (Pinky swear that too) But how about a compromise for all to win? I say since Mimi got the win, Alexander gets to write from where Mimi left it? Does that sound fair for all interested?

The only reason I chose this method was that I realize the site will be down till Mon. So with that in mind, I say we let Alexander pick up the story below and wow us with some of his talent.

So real easy Alexander, you can take the story below to whatever place you want, as long as you take it from where it was left. Change characters, placement, storyline, whatever. So long as it is not like "A nuclear bomb destroys the world, so here is the new storyline." And remember to try and keep it to one thousand words.

Lastly, I will include the list of authors you may choose from when you want to end and past the story on.

IF OTHERS COME AND ADD THEIR NAMES, THEY WILL GET INTO THE MIX ON THE NEXT GO AROUND. (FOR FAIRNESSES SAKE)


Alantis
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 9:46 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


CHAPTER ONE

“Ruination!” he shrieked, wildness in every aspect of his person.

Lord Houghton, above all else, above his renowned wit, above his fine breeding, above his meticulously turned out person, his almost preposterous elegance, known for his grace under pressure, was clearly, astonishingly, not in control of himself. 

Beads of sweat on his brow and the rumpled linen of his gold-flecked waistcoat showed him to be a mass of moist anxiety. His thin-skinned hands, streaked with veiny indigo, would not be still. He kept wringing them in apparent agony. A sigh, notable for its trembling, heartfelt depth, escaped his compressed lips. 

If one were to cozy up to him, the distinctive odor of gin would have been found to hover about him. Instead of the suave master of Houghton House, he looked the most luridly disarranged denizen of the lowest swill shop in London. His speech, usually of the best buttermilk fashion, reverted to the raw provincialisms of his rural minority, which he had worked tirelessly to expel from a cultured, man-about-town patter. 

He lowered himself into a large wing-chair, which seemed to enfold him in its kindly embrace. He gripped the quilted arms, as if to rise, as if ashamed of seeking shelter from the storm of misfortune that had pounded away at him for nigh onto six months. Six months in Hell is how he viewed the series of hideous events which had lately engulfed him. 

When had disaster struck with such decisive frequency at any man of such sterling reputation, generous civility and pious leanings? 

Yes, he had evicted his crippled sister-in-law from the safe haven of the Kent estate, but that had been in strict accordance with his legal rights. No, he had shown no mercy. Why should he have? That monster had been the cause of Bertie’s death, of that he was quite sure. The once sweet face behind the silk masks - she was never without one now - eaten away, he imagined, by the syphilis that she had contracted on the ill-advised excursion to Istanbul in defiance of his brother’s wishes, held power over him no longer.

She had decamped – there was no other way to put it – in the company of a certain Madame Rosignol, who pretended to assist her endeavors with the drawing of charts, the reading of palms, and so on. The fraud had a hundred silly methods, and poor stupid Esmé was enthralled by every one of them. She was under the woman’s spell, which hinted at an indecent connection, and had returned to the marriage bed only upon receiving news of her husband’s precipitous decline, which showed every sign of ending badly. She’d scurried home to see what she might extract from the estate before push came to shove, a will was settled, and the locks changed, her unsavory advisor in tow. 

Pudge, he had been a thickish child and the name had stuck, had arranged a mean lodging for her in a particularly sad street of Camdentown and had hired two brutes with a cart to transport her scanty personal belongings to the site. With his lawyer at his side flourishing a formal notice of expulsion and a smirk which he could not allow himself to enjoy, he had confronted her with great correctness, bid her quit the grounds now devolved to him, and vowed that rash longing for that which could not be should never trouble him again. 

He had slept easily that night, but that was his last night of peaceful repose. From that moment his world had started to collapse around him. He wondered if he were not going insane.


AUTHORS
Alantis                    LeeAnna Holt                    Michael R Hagan
Carl E Reed            Atthys Gage                    

Alantis
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 9:57 PM
Joined: 5/27/2013
Posts: 108


And in fairness, I say Alexander and all future authors have five days to run their story. So considering the site will be down tomorrow, we will keep it open till Fri 6/28/13. And you don't need me to officiate if it gets done sooner. Just post your stuff and please place the new author's name at the bottom so they know to grab the story. 

Thanks to all for the entries and for allowing me the humble position of moderating this challenge. I hope I have not angered or offended anyone. I did not want to have to pick the winner, and I hope everyone can except the way this goes in good conscience and move forward with a light heart and enjoy the challenge for what it is.

Lastly, with the judging at a conclusion, the thread is open for comments or what have you. But please, remember to acknowledge each of the authors and the future writers for their work and contribution on this story.

Enjoy. 


Alexander Hollins
Posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 7:02 PM
Joined: 3/13/2011
Posts: 412


Coin flip is good for me (For the record, I voted yes on one of the other two , and did not vote no, the first go round)

Mimi, is Bertie the name of the dead brother?


Alexander Hollins
Posted: Friday, June 28, 2013 6:59 PM
Joined: 3/13/2011
Posts: 412


“Ruination!” he shrieked, wildness in every aspect of his person.

Lord Houghton, above all else, above his renowned wit, above his fine breeding, above his meticulously turned out person, his almost preposterous elegance, known for his grace under pressure, was clearly, astonishingly, not in control of himself. 

Beads of sweat on his brow and the rumpled linen of his gold-flecked waistcoat showed him to be a mass of moist anxiety. His thin-skinned hands, streaked with veiny indigo, would not be still. He kept wringing them in apparent agony. A sigh, notable for its trembling, heartfelt depth, escaped his compressed lips. 

If one were to cozy up to him, the distinctive odor of gin would have been found to hover about him. Instead of the suave master of Houghton House, he looked the most luridly disarranged denizen of the lowest swill shop in London. His speech, usually of the best buttermilk fashion, reverted to the raw provincialisms of his rural minority, which he had worked tirelessly to expel from a cultured, man-about-town patter. 

He lowered himself into a large wing-chair, which seemed to enfold him in its kindly embrace. He gripped the quilted arms, as if to rise, as if ashamed of seeking shelter from the storm of misfortune that had pounded away at him for nigh onto six months. Six months in Hell is how he viewed the series of hideous events which had lately engulfed him. 

When had disaster struck with such decisive frequency at any man of such sterling reputation, generous civility and pious leanings? 

Yes, he had evicted his crippled sister-in-law from the safe haven of the Kent estate, but that had been in strict accordance with his legal rights. No, he had shown no mercy. Why should he have? That monster had been the cause of Bertie’s death, of that he was quite sure. The once sweet face behind the silk masks - she was never without one now - eaten away, he imagined, by the syphilis that she had contracted on the ill-advised excursion to Istanbul in defiance of his brother’s wishes, held power over him no longer.

She had decamped – there was no other way to put it – in the company of a certain Madame Rosignol, who pretended to assist her endeavors with the drawing of charts, the reading of palms, and so on. The fraud had a hundred silly methods, and poor stupid Esmé was enthralled by every one of them. She was under the woman’s spell, which hinted at an indecent connection, and had returned to the marriage bed only upon receiving news of her husband’s precipitous decline, which showed every sign of ending badly. She’d scurried home to see what she might extract from the estate before push came to shove, a will was settled, and the locks changed, her unsavory advisor in tow. 

Pudge, he had been a thickish child and the name had stuck, had arranged a mean lodging for her in a particularly sad street of Camdentown and had hired two brutes with a cart to transport her scanty personal belongings to the site. With his lawyer at his side flourishing a formal notice of expulsion and a smirk which he could not allow himself to enjoy, he had confronted her with great correctness, bid her quit the grounds now devolved to him, and vowed that rash longing for that which could not be should never trouble him again. 

He had slept easily that night, but that was his last night of peaceful repose. From that moment his world had started to collapse around him. He wondered if he were not going insane.
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“Ruination!” he shrieked, wildness in every aspect of his person.

Lord Houghton, above all else, above his renowned wit, above his fine breeding, above his meticulously turned out person, his almost preposterous elegance, known for his grace under pressure, was clearly, astonishingly, not in control of himself. 

Beads of sweat on his brow and the rumpled linen of his gold-flecked waistcoat showed him to be a mass of moist anxiety. His thin-skinned hands, streaked with veiny indigo, would not be still. He kept wringing them in apparent agony. A sigh, notable for its trembling, heartfelt depth, escaped his compressed lips. 

If one were to cozy up to him, the distinctive odor of gin would have been found to hover about him. Instead of the suave master of Houghton House, he looked the most luridly disarranged denizen of the lowest swill shop in London. His speech, usually of the best buttermilk fashion, reverted to the raw provincialisms of his rural minority, which he had worked tirelessly to expel from a cultured, man-about-town patter. 

He lowered himself into a large wing-chair, which seemed to enfold him in its kindly embrace. He gripped the quilted arms, as if to rise, as if ashamed of seeking shelter from the storm of misfortune that had pounded away at him for nigh onto six months. Six months in Hell is how he viewed the series of hideous events which had lately engulfed him. 

When had disaster struck with such decisive frequency at any man of such sterling reputation, generous civility and pious leanings? 

Yes, he had evicted his crippled sister-in-law from the safe haven of the Kent estate, but that had been in strict accordance with his legal rights. No, he had shown no mercy. Why should he have? That monster had been the cause of Bertie’s death, of that he was quite sure. The once sweet face behind the silk masks - she was never without one now - eaten away, he imagined, by the syphilis that she had contracted on the ill-advised excursion to Istanbul in defiance of his brother’s wishes, held power over him no longer.

She had decamped – there was no other way to put it – in the company of a certain Madame Rosignol, who pretended to assist her endeavors with the drawing of charts, the reading of palms, and so on. The fraud had a hundred silly methods, and poor stupid Esmé was enthralled by every one of them. She was under the woman’s spell, which hinted at an indecent connection, and had returned to the marriage bed only upon receiving news of her husband’s precipitous decline, which showed every sign of ending badly. She’d scurried home to see what she might extract from the estate before push came to shove, a will was settled, and the locks changed, her unsavory advisor in tow. 

Pudge, he had been a thickish child and the name had stuck, had arranged a mean lodging for her in a particularly sad street of Camdentown and had hired two brutes with a cart to transport her scanty personal belongings to the site. With his lawyer at his side flourishing a formal notice of expulsion and a smirk which he could not allow himself to enjoy, he had confronted her with great correctness, bid her quit the grounds now devolved to him, and vowed that rash longing for that which could not be should never trouble him again. 

He had slept easily that night, but that was his last night of peaceful repose. From that moment his world had started to collapse around him. He wondered if he were not going insane.
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 “Ruination!” he shrieked, wildness in every aspect of his person.

 
Lord Houghton, above all else, above his renowned wit, above his fine breeding, above his meticulously turned out person, his almost preposterous elegance, known for his grace under pressure, was clearly, astonishingly, not in control of himself.

Beads of sweat on his brow and the rumpled linen of his gold-flecked waistcoat showed him to be a mass of moist anxiety. His thin-skinned hands, streaked with veiny indigo, would not be still. He kept wringing them in apparent agony. A sigh, notable for its trembling, heartfelt depth, escaped his compressed lips.

If one were to cozy up to him, the distinctive odor of gin would have been found to hover about him. Instead of the suave master of Houghton House, he looked the most luridly disarranged denizen of the lowest swill shop in London. His speech, usually of the best buttermilk fashion, reverted to the raw provincialisms of his rural minority, which he had worked tirelessly to expel from a cultured, man-about-town patter.

He lowered himself into a large wing-chair, which seemed to enfold him in its kindly embrace. He gripped the quilted arms, as if to rise, as if ashamed of seeking shelter from the storm of misfortune that had pounded away at him for nigh onto six months. Six months in Hell is how he viewed the series of hideous events which had lately engulfed him.

When had disaster struck with such decisive frequency at any man of such sterling reputation, generous civility and pious leanings?

Yes, he had evicted his crippled sister-in-law from the safe haven of the Kent estate, but that had been in strict accordance with his legal rights. No, he had shown no mercy. Why should he have? That monster had been the cause of Bertie’s death, of that he was quite sure. The once sweet face behind the silk masks - she was never without one now - eaten away, he imagined, by the syphilis that she had contracted on the ill-advised excursion to Istanbul in defiance of his brother’s wishes, held power over him no longer.

She had decamped – there was no other way to put it – in the company of a certain Madame Rosignol, who pretended to assist her endeavors with the drawing of charts, the reading of palms, and so on. The fraud had a hundred silly methods, and poor stupid Esmé was enthralled by every one of them. She was under the woman’s spell, which hinted at an indecent connection, and had returned to the marriage bed only upon receiving news of her husband’s precipitous decline, which showed every sign of ending badly. She’d scurried home to see what she might extract from the estate before push came to shove, a will was settled, and the locks changed, her unsavory advisor in tow.

Pudge, he had been a thickish child and the name had stuck, had arranged a mean lodging for her in a particularly sad street of Camdentown and had hired two brutes with a cart to transport her scanty personal belongings to the site. With his lawyer at his side flourishing a formal notice of expulsion and a smirk which he could not allow himself to enjoy, he had confronted her with great correctness, bid her quit the grounds now devolved to him, and vowed that rash longing for that which could not be should never trouble him again.

He had slept easily that night, but that was his last night of peaceful repose. From that moment his world had started to collapse around him. He wondered if he were not going insane.

 

*****

 

6 Months Earlier

 

  Lord Houghton awoke slowly and deliciously, the golden sun's rays crawling up his chest and face, the tender warmth rousing him. His sleep had been sound, it had been just, it had been full of the most wonderful dreams.  He gazed out the window, mind lingering on the imagery that drifted in and out of his mind's eye.

 

"I beg of you, brother, to have mercy."

 

"Call me not brother, woman. Till death do us part, and by my brother's death has any familial connection between us parted!"

 

She looked up at him from bended knee, her silk mask contrasting to her glittering eyes.  "Then perhaps we should approach each other simply as man and woman."

 

Lord Houghton hemmed and hawed as he felt her hands on his trousers. Her mask slid up to the top of her head, the now eyeless mask nodding up and down at him as he luxuriated in the sensation.  

 

Silk scarves wafted through the air, and he started as in his daydream as Madame Rosignol suddenly stood next to his ex-sister-in-law.   The vision faded, and he saw the same scarf fluttering through the air past his window. 

 

"Lord Houghton, there is a wom woooah!"

 

His maid, Franchella, stood, her face quickly sharpening from its customary pale to beet red, cream gloved hand crammed against her wide open lips.  He looked down, and realized that in his fantasy his bed-linens had slipped down, and he was absentmindedly handling himself through a slit in his dressing gown. 

 

With a bolt he rose from the bed, turning sideways and pulling a sheet around him.  

 

Franchella continued to stare at his now covered tumescence, but quickly gathered her wits. 

 

"Woman, to see you. In the library. It's...  Madame Rosignol."

 

Without another word, she spun on her heels, and was gone from his chamber. Houghton took a deep breath, and went about his morning toilet. If the gypsy wanted to see him, to plead on the monster's behalf, she could damn well wait!

 

 

>>>>>>>>>>>

I rolled a d6 for next up.  Atthys Gage, I choose you!

--edited by Alexander Hollins on 6/29/2013, 3:56 PM--


Atthys Gage
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 3:28 AM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


Alright!  I accept, Alexander!   A nice bit of writing.  I'll see if I can keep the sophistication from slipping.
Atthys Gage
Posted: Monday, July 1, 2013 7:10 PM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


Part Three:  

 

Travestina Rossignol did not rise from the settee as Lord Houghton entered the library.  Nor did Lord Houghton sit.  With the air of someone avoiding some unpleasantness in the center of the room, he contrived a path around its perimeter, finally to perch at the mantlepiece, one elbow propped, a look of utter boredom on his sallow features.  He forewent the usual pleasantries, opting instead for a direct and belligerent approach.  

 

“If you’ve come to advocate for the wretched widow, I have it on good authority that I was well in my rights to demand her expulsion from the presences in Camdentown.  It’s done.  My agents are in the process of selling that property even as we speak.”

 

That much was true – apart from the words about ‘good authority.’  He had consulted no one on the matter, his own authority being quite good enough for him.  The lady lifted her chin another inch.  "Lord Houghton.  The widowing of the Lady Esme is certainly a tragedy, and she would no doubt cut a heart-rending and beguiling figure were she to appear before the magistrates..."

 

Lord Houghton huffed.  

“...but I am not here for purposes of...litigation.”

“Indeed not!”  Houghton blustered.  “You haven’t a prayer!”

“Ah,” the lady smiled.  “What an interesting choice of words!”

 

Houghton frowned, waiting.  He crossed his arms over his chest, then thought better of it and returned to his former pose.  Aloof, indifferent – yes, he was bored with the whole thing.  A clock, a monstrous thing modeled in ivory after the Tower of London Bridge and set with ridiculous amounts of gold filigree, sat ticking on the mantlepiece.  He had always detested the thing.  When enough ticks had gone by that he could no longer stand it, he fixed the wretched woman with a contemptuous glare. 

 

“Well, what is your purpose, then!  Come!  I am a busy man!”

She smiled again, with apparent satisfaction.  “Lord Houghton, I come to you with a proposition.  Will you hear it?”  She drew from a beaded clutch a deck of cards.

 

“What the devil?”  Houghton sputtered.  He laughed.  “What are those for?  A hand of Whist, perhaps?”  He forced another laugh.  “Excellent.  I’ll call the cook and a footman!  We’ll have a foursome!”  

 

The lady's face remained demure and maddeningly pleased.  She held the deck a little higher.  "You will observe, my lord, these are not those sort of cards."  With a practiced flick, she fanned the deck.  Lord Houghton recognized the figure on the bottom card – a man, dressed in red leggings and belted blue blouse, hung by his foot, a halo of gold surrounding his serene face.  He burst into laughter.  

 

"Gods, lady!  You really are a gypsy, aren't you?"

She cradled the deck in one hand.  “I have a proposition, my lord.  If you to consent to a reading, I promise you that the lady Esme will foreswear all claims to the property in Camdentown.  She will, in fact, forego all pursuits as to your late brother’s estate.  She will, indeed, disappear from your life completely, and never darken your doorway again.”  

 

Houghton's dark, blood-shot eyes, narrowed to mistrustful slivers.  "Why should I?  She has no claims to make on the property.  And my brother's estate is worse than worthless.  He left more debts than anything else."  This, while not strictly true, was true enough for Houghton.  He had nothing to gain from this woman's proposition.  But try as he might, the deck of cards drew his eye like a lodestone.  It was not a thing he would've admitted, least of all to this woman, but they brought a low murmur of dis-ease to his belly.  Though he dismissed all manner of superstition as 'drivel' he was not, in fact, above it himself.  

“Why should you not?”  Madame Rossignol countered.  “Surely you do not fear what they might show?  Some dark secret, perhaps?”

 

The cruel arch of her smile discomfited him even more than the cards had done.  A lump rose in his throat, and he suppressed the urge to tug at his collar.  Did she know?  With some effort, he forced a look of what he hoped was utter indifference onto his face.  "Poppycock, madame!  Your gypsy tricks are nothing but a lot of stuff and balderdash!  Secret, indeed!  Let the devil take you and your secrets!"

The lady gave a generous shrug of her fleshy shoulders.  “Well, then, let’s proceed, shall we?”  With her brightest smile yet, she began the nimble mixing of the deck, a process she accomplished without even the slightest glance, her eyes fixed upon Lord Houghton’s own.  When she had finished, she extended the deck.  “Please cut the deck, my lord.”

 

He pushed a smile on to his face.  “If it will amuse you, my good lady.”  He divvied the pile into two halves and placed the lower on top of the upper.  “Will that do?” His voice positively brimmed with derision.  

 

She took the deck.  “It is quite up to you, my lord.  I merely the read the cards.  I do not decide their order.”

 

 I bet! the lord thought.  The woman is, no doubt, a card-sharp on the side!  Nothing she says can mean anything at all!  But the lump in his throat was becoming even lumpier, and a prickle of warmth was leaving moisture on his brow and it the pits beneath his arms.  

 

Madame Rossignol selected the top card and placed it face up upon the coffee table.  She said:  “This covers you.”

 

An angel, robed in white stood upon the waters.  From a golden chalice in one hand, she poured a stream of water into an identical chalice in the other.

 

“Temperance,” Madame Rossignol said, in a deep, significant voice.  "It is as I thought.  This matter needs solving, and soon, or it will confound all your wishes and desires."

 

 

End

 

 

I think, if she is following us, I would like to toss the ball to LeAnna.  (I think she might enjoy the tarot riff.)  

 

Cheerio. 

 

 

--edited by Atthys Gage on 7/1/2013, 7:16 PM--


Mimi Speike
Posted: Tuesday, July 2, 2013 1:50 AM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016


Bravo, Alexander and Atthys! You've both done a splendid job. I'm psyched!
Atthys Gage
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 12:11 AM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


Well, Mimi, if LeeAnna never shows (haven't seen much of Carl either) you may get your chance again sooner than you think! 

So do we just wait for a response or do we go looking for our missing? 


LeeAnna Holt
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 1:16 AM
Joined: 4/30/2011
Posts: 662


Damn it. Sorry. I couldn't find the thread.  I kept overlooking it while it stared me in the face. I'll have something for you soon.We do have a holiday coming up.
Mimi Speike
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 2:47 AM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016


LeeAnna, thank God you showed up. I know nothing about tarot cards. Well, I guess I could have made something whacky up, come to think about it, which might have been even better than playing it straight. 

 

I've just found out about Lily's Christian Astrology, surely full of all kind of neat hocus-pocus. I'm going to order it off Amazon. It was written in the early seventeenth century. It looks yummy! Just what I need for Sly

 

But I don't have it yet. So ... Take it away, LeeAnna!

 

Hey, Alantis! Where the hell are you? The honeymoon's over, kiddo. Back to work!

 

--edited by Mimi Speike on 7/3/2013, 3:07 AM--


Atthys Gage
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 10:01 AM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


Making up fake interpretations of tarot cards would work fine, Mimi, although purists might bridle.  I really know nothing about them either. I just thought they might be fun.  Of course, if we were writing a real novel, she would have cleverly stacked the deck to spell out Houghton's entire guilty secret (whatever that is), in a way that would terrify him but still leave the readers at least partly in the dark.  Since this is a group novel, it could just as easily end up being about vampire nuns or hordes of tiny cast iron lawn jockeys that come to life and terrorize old London.  Either way, sounds like fun.
Mimi Speike
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 11:27 AM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016


Atthys, you are full of fabulous ideas! I'd better get my thinking cap on, or you're going to show me up.

...

Vampire nuns. I like it! The giveaway: Look for nuns who don't wear crosses. 

...

Their elaborate crosses seem to be crosses until you look closely. Then you notice that they are actually ___ ___ ___. (Help me out here, eh?)

...

--edited by Mimi Speike on 7/3/2013, 11:28 AM--


Alexander Hollins
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 2:04 PM
Joined: 3/13/2011
Posts: 412


Atthys, if you make up interpretations, well, maybe the card reader is making it up? unless Houghton knows his tarot, how would he know?

Vampire nuns?  Gives new meaning to the communion ritual! You don't want to piss off Sister Mary Bloodletter, that would really suck!

If they are actual nuns, maybe a fish?


Atthys Gage
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 4:15 PM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


From what I know of our fatuous lord, I doubt he knows his tarot cards.  But readers (ha!) might.  Anyway, it'd be more fun to use the conventional meanings, and since they're open to a range of interpretations, not that hard to finagle.  I've always liked it that the cards are not straightforward, and that cards in different contexts can have wildly different 'meanings'.  Full disclosure:  I don't believe in divination of any sort, but there are all sorts of ways that people throughout history have used divination techniques (like the tarot, or the iching) to help them conceptualize and rethink the questions in their lives.  

As far as vampire nuns, yeah, I kinda like that myself.  I'd be pretty surprised if it hasn't been done yet.  Sister Mary Bloodletter!  Love that.

 


Alexander Hollins
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 4:38 PM
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hmm, now that I think, Sister Maria Bludledder, make it sound eastern europeanish.
Mimi Speike
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 2:08 PM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016


Hmmm. Could it be that Sister Maria Bludledder is a relative of Madame Rosignol? 
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--edited by Mimi Speike on 7/4/2013, 2:09 PM--


Atthys Gage
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 2:33 PM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


Yes, Mimi!  That could be the connection.  And as far as the crosses go, Sister Maria's convent is run according to the principle of NO IDOLATRY at ALL!  Not even the crucifix.  "The Sisters of the Sanguine Heart reject from us all idols, all images of our dear Lord and savior.  His name we do not even speak!"  

I figure Houghton can be blackmailed (whatever his secret is, it's small potatoes) into somehow helping the demonic sisterhood.  Given his self-importance and apparent dull-wit, it could be a whole novel before he figures out who they really are.   The reveal!  Heh, heh, heh...

Or, maybe the whole cast-iron lawn jockey idea...

 


LeeAnna Holt
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 5:38 PM
Joined: 4/30/2011
Posts: 662


Part Four

 

 

Lord Houghton scoffed. What did a piece of paper know about his future? They were just cards with unusual drawings. Only the belief of a vulgar, low-class housewife could give them meaning. "Poppycock! Everything that needs solved already is," he said, crossing his arms across his chest with a huff, the lump in his throat gone.

 

 

Madam Rossignol arched a carefully groomed eyebrow. "Then why do you smell of sweat?"

 

 

The lord did not appreciate the observation. It was merely warm in the library, nothing more. He swallowed to chase the returning lump away. "Are you done, gypsy? If so, be gone."

 

 

"Of course I'm not done," she responded with a firm tone that hit him like a tutor's ruler against his knuckles. She slowly shuffled the deck in her finely manicured hands, her eyes burrowing into him, not blinking once it seemed. "We have to find out how to go about solving this little matter at hand."

 

 

"Matter? You have not told me what the matter is about, woman. You only stated that there is one. I demand to know what it is you speak of before you draw another card."

 

 

The madam did not flinch. Her eyebrow stayed maddeningly raised and a smirk played on her painted lips as she shuffled the cards. Heat rose in his face as his blood began to boil, overcoming the lump that had decided to return and had before refused to leave like an unwanted party guest. He unfolded his arms and ran them over his waistcoat as he fixed his narrowed eyes on the gypsy. He had half a mind to have her thrown from the house, but that would not do for a man of his reputation to treat a lady so, damned as she was.

 

 

Madam Rossignol began to speak when three cards leaped from the deck mid-shuffle to fall on the small claw footed table between them with their backs facing up. She stopped shuffling, and the lump in Houghton's throat returned, quenching the fires that heated his blood. For once his mind was at a loss of opinion. He did not know what to think about the errant cards or the simple fact that the madam had stopped shuffling. Perhaps the event was negligible, a simple fumble by the smug madam.

 

 

No! He was being foolish. The cards meant nothing. Nothing! He would not sink to the level of a half-wit. He reached out to grab the cards. Touching them again would reassure him they were just stiff stock covered in paint. Before he could lay his hands on them, laquered fingernails on splayed fingers bared his way. The madam had placed her hands over them, fixing him with a look that could have curdled freshly milked cream. Now that he thought about it, he had yet to have his morning tea, or breakfast. This woman better be quick.

 

 

She picked up the cards. "I must read them as they fell," she spat. "Unless I instruct you, do not touch the cards."

 

 

That unsettling feeling tickled his stomach again. Houghton did not know if it was hunger or the look she gave him.

 

 

Madam Travestina Rossignol studdied the cards, keeping the patterned backs to Lord Houghton. The top card was that of a demon staring lovingly at his ill begotten treasures. The Devil. A representative of evil, fraud, and trickery. The card below it was The Fool dressed in mottley and running with his leaping dog. It was upside down, a negative meaning. Under that was the Ten of Swords with a mother clutching a child that had just been struck by lightning. It was to mean ruin. Like The Fool, it was also upside down.

 

 

The Fool was obviously Houghton. He was being crushed between The Devil and ruin. Or perhaps dragged along by them. That seemed far more likely. Madam Rossignol crinkled her brow when she realized what this meant. The cards had tried to tell Houghton the truth. They had never dared betray her before, remaining maleable in her dexterous fingers. She contemplated trying to convince him that this was exactly what Temperance was trying to say him, but the fool was stuck between abject skepticism and abject belief. She did not want to deal a heavy hand, but with the cards' betrayal, she now needed to.

 

 

She slipped the three back into the deck and now it was Houghton's turn to cock an eyebrow. "What was the meaning of that, woman? Did they say something found unfavorable to you?"

 

 

"Of course not," she responded, sounding completely offended by his remark.

 

 

He wanted to feel satisfied, but the ice that had invaded his veins kept the feeling from rising. "So, are you going to do another reading, as you were so insistent upon, or are you going to tell me about this matter?"

 

 

Madam Rossignol slipped the cards back into a velvet sack she kept on her person. "It appears that you are going to have to come with me if you wish to find out more about this matter. What I say will not be as sufficient as hearing it from the source."

 

 

Source? There was another person involved? He set his jaw. It better not be his ex-sister-in-law. "And who are we calling upon?"

 

 

"We must meet with Sister Mary Bludledder. She knows more about the coming events than I."

 

 

"And what if I do not wish to attend you?"

 

 

Madam Rossignol's smirk returned. He did not like the look in her eyes. "You will accompany me or I will tell everyone who will lend me their ear that you hire prostitutes who are willing to sate your desire to be spanked with a riding crop during your amorous activities. I am sure all of high society would love to hear about your deviant sexual needs. Such gossip would make tea time and other social gatherings quite entertaining."

 

 

 

If it was at all possible to turn whiter than a ghost, Lord Houghton must have managed it. She did know about his secret and he would be shamed into exile if she told anyone outside his trusted circle. "Let me get my hat and gloves."

 

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

And there you have it. My first entry. I'm glad I waited to write it after I had seen some of your posts. I really liked the idea of Sister Mary Bludledder, vampire nun. I just kind of threw something together that ran off the previous scene and moved us along. I guess it's up to the next person to decide what the fate of Lord Houghton is.

 

 

I also happen to know something about tarot cards. Aren't you guys lucky to call upon me? I admit I'm not proficient, but I've got materials.


I call upon Michael! If he's hanging around... I hope so.

--edited by LeeAnna Holt on 7/4/2013, 10:46 PM--


Mimi Speike
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 6:15 PM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016


I'm excited about this. I think we have something good here. 

.

LeeAnna, I'm wiped out from gardening in the heat. I will savor your addition later tonight. 


Atthys Gage
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 7:07 PM
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 467


Gods help us, Mimi!  Good?  Anything but that!  I may need to use a pen-name.  
Well done, LeeAnna.  Yes, this moves the story along briskly.  I, for one, am looking forward to meeting Sister Maria.  Michael?

LeeAnna Holt
Posted: Friday, July 5, 2013 3:22 AM
Joined: 4/30/2011
Posts: 662


I sent Michael a direct message. I hope he gets it. Maybe we should do that to make sure those who have volunteered are still with us.
Michael R Hagan
Posted: Friday, July 5, 2013 4:04 AM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


What, oh, me, erm, right!

 

I have been the most profficient slacker, amongst summer slackers. Not a word since this masterpiece began, or indeed since the KGB hacked into this site and sabotaged the format in an attempt to destroy Western creativity.

Is there a slacking badge award?

 

I'd pretty much defected to Bookkus.

 

I'll get on it over the weekend.

God, the pressure, the pressure.

 

Mike


Mimi Speike
Posted: Saturday, July 6, 2013 12:39 AM
Joined: 11/17/2011
Posts: 1016


Take your time, Michael. I figure my time is coming back around, and I need to digest all that's been written and also imbibe and be inspired by some of the wit and wisdom of AMcR.
Michael R Hagan
Posted: Saturday, July 6, 2013 5:56 PM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


Guys, I've just spent 4 hours carefully orchestrating my 1000 words; tying in concepts and painstakingly bringing the plot on.

All proud of the chapter, as you can imagine.

The site doesn't facilitate copying and pasting into a word doc to protect the work, and when I clicked post, the entire message just vanished. Does anyone know if it turns up, but takes a while to go on, or has the piece just been irretreivably lost?

My heart is broken with this site........

 


Michael R Hagan
Posted: Saturday, July 6, 2013 5:57 PM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


Right, so that message went up............. oh FFS!
Michael R Hagan
Posted: Saturday, July 6, 2013 6:23 PM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


Chaps, you know what it's like redoing work, that's been done, especially when you consider it 'golden'

I'm going to throw my toys completely out of my pram and bow out of this. Sorry.

I just can't face trying to rewrite that lost chapter all over again. I'm gonna start on my next book instead.

 

Truly sorry to let yo'al down.

You can find me on Bookkus.

Grumpy Mike

 

 

P.S. Best of luck... tis a great idea, this shared book game.


Alexander Hollins
Posted: Saturday, July 6, 2013 6:36 PM
Joined: 3/13/2011
Posts: 412


Yeah, it doesnt like the standard ctrl buttons, but there are buttons along the top left to accomplish that.

 

I personally write everything in google documents, then copy and paste from there.

 

I know the feeling of losing perfection and faceing a rewrite, but often the rewrite is even better, even if you're missing that wonderful turn of phrase that made you shiver to the toes when you'd read what you had written.  Wait a day, then decide if you're out or not, please?


LeeAnna Holt
Posted: Saturday, July 6, 2013 7:54 PM
Joined: 4/30/2011
Posts: 662


I copy and pasted with control buttons and had no problems. I found that if you had the gray screen, if you click it again, it goes away. I actually went into my post multiple times to tweek some things I missed. I've had no problems that bad with the site. Mostly stuff I missed. Please don't leave us, Mike!
Michael R Hagan
Posted: Sunday, July 7, 2013 11:50 AM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


OK, having passed through my forty shades of red, I'm calm and collected again, ready to have another bash at it. I'll be back on later....... If you hear a scream reverberating across the globe, you'll know it didn't work again.

 

 


Michael R Hagan
Posted: Sunday, July 7, 2013 3:48 PM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


‘Six months in Hell, indeed.’ Lord Houghton paced to the library fireplace once more, lifting to stare once more at the letter he had set there. A groan of pain escaped him as in his grief he omitted to favour his gout-ridden foot. He would never have believed the course of action he had now resigned himself to, but then he would never have believed such a series of catastrophes could befall any one individual; and now this. The ticking of the clock, a gift from his brother, Robert, seemed to mock him as he mourned his misfortune; just as Bertie had mocked him when he had proposed the investments this letter referred to.
Rosignol may well have made good on her threats, though no rumours from that malicious gypsy-hag had yet come back to him. Nobody would have given credence to her lies anyway. Not then. Now however, it would be very different. Any such tittle-tattle would provide further fuel for the gossip-mongers and ill-wishers who had befouled his reputation and made his family name a laughing-stock.
Franchella had first betrayed him, claiming impropriety of the worst kind. To think that there were those willing to believe that he, Lord Houghton would await her arrival to his rooms to intentionally expose and fondle himself before her, was shocking. Her indiscretions prepared fertile ground for that contemptuous wretch, Pudge, to cast even more grotesque and inflammatory accusations upon. The abhorrent nature of his abominable accusations paradoxically proving all the more believable undoubtedly due to his abhorrent and grotesque appearance. Evidently people could picture perversions enacted with such a despicable creature more readily than one more fair. He only ceased propagating his evil lies when Houghton conceded to his extortion.
The clicking of the clock continued like the judgmental tongue of his brother. A single droplet dripped from Houghton’s cheek to fall on the open letter. It was all that monster, Esme’s fault of course. If she had not poisoned Bertie’s mind against him, they could have combined their assets in time to make a fortune on the tulip trade and get out before the disaster hit. If not for her, his brother would be alive today. He had never been a greedy man. When they had doubled their investment, Houghton would have sold their stock and they would have been wealthier than they had ever dreamed. The delay in releasing Robert’s estate from probate had caused Houghton to default on initial promissory notes and by the time he could honour the investments he had committed to… well who could have predicted the collapse of such a robust market?
Tick, tick, continued the admonishing clock. Houghton tore the letter to pieces. Tick, tick; the sound reminded him of cards being twisted onto a table. TICK, TICK; trials, fraud, ruination… exposed to view. TICK, TICK; Bertie dead now for no good reason. TICK, TICK; the fool, the fool.
Houghton threw the torn fragments of his insolvency notice across the room. They fluttered and swayed their way to the floor, beaten to their destination by an explosion of ivory towers, cogs, springs and gold filigree. Houghton stared at the shattered time-piece, the silence created on its destruction swallowing his whispered lament. ‘Ruination’ he wept, finally ready to humiliate himself further, begging help of some dried up, barren and undoubtedly reproachful nun.


* * *


Sister Maria Bludledder escorted Cardinal Vinci into the chapel. “I trust this satisfies your enforced directive?”
“The crossbeam seems disproportionately narrow.”
“I am told this is for the impression of greater height. As if one might be looking to the heavens themselves.”
Vinci looked once more to the newly mounted cross on the wall facing the pews, before returning his glare to her. “It will suffice…Finally... I fail to see why you made this whole episode so unpleasant.”
The aged nun felt it necessary to repeat her argument to the fool one last time. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
“I have no need of you to quote me scripture, Sister, nor make such a prideful display in my presence.”
“Please accept my apologies, Your Eminence.” She said, mindful to keep her gaze lowered.
Vinci grunted in response. “And I anticipate receiving more regular reports from your order henceforth. Closer contact is expected, if rumours and suspicion are to be averted.”
“We shall be as close as teak and mahogany, should that be your wish.” She allowed herself and the Cardinal a rare smile.
“You have nobody to blame but yourself, Sister. The isolation of this order benefits no-one.” He tilted his hand slightly towards her as he spoke.
“Yes, Your Eminence.” She bowed to touch his ring with her nose, and in a display of contrition brushed an errant hair from the loose sleeve of his robe.
“Anyway, this matter has wasted quite enough of my time. I do not expect to be contacted with any further concerns.” The threat was left hanging as Vinci turned and strode away, leaving Sister Maria Bludledder alone in the chapel.
She remained still and silent for some seconds before turning back to the cross which had been the cause of their contention. From within her habit, she extracted a pale pouch. ‘The Cardinal was a fool, but not the fool she awaited,’ she thought, separating her fingers to allow the hair trapped between them to fall into her pale skin purse. Sister Bludledder reached to the lowest vertical spar above her and detached it from the wall, taking the obvious weight effortlessly. Vinci’s death, besides the enjoyment it would bring her, would achieve nothing else. Only the sacrifice of a child of Caine might raise her master.
She left the teak beam in the vestibule, on the floor beside a fixed post. She glanced casually at the girl impaled upon it. A talkative little thing she had been. Sister Bludledder was content that Cardinal Vinci would indeed not be troubled with further concerns regarding her order. There was also the benefit that the seeping blood coloured the teak to better match the mahogany it often resided beneath.
Returning to the chapel she rang the bell to call her order for evening prayers and awaited their arrival prostrated before the mahogany cross. As she looked upon it a grin stretched her skin. With the teak spar removed from the configuration the crossbeam no longer seemed narrow. The proportions of the cross appeared perfect to her, with its inversion no longer camouflaged.
“Thy will be done on earth, Lord.” She rejoiced, as her faithful sisters streamed in to fill the chapel around her.



Michael R Hagan
Posted: Sunday, July 7, 2013 3:57 PM
Joined: 10/14/2012
Posts: 229


Well that's my effort posted...... phew, third time was the charm, but at least I had it typed into a word doc the second time.

 

For whomever would like to follow, in case the hint in the text is too quiet.... I'm thinking fratricide, I'm thinking satan worshipping nuns (if you lot prefer vampires, so be it).... I'm thinking sacrifice, satan risen, and hell on earth. Then again, what I'm thinking is irrelevant as it aint my turn any more.... As it is I went 90 words over. Naughty me!

 

Now I'm thinking...... an ice-cream sounds good. I'm off.

 

G'luck with it.... And Mimi, in case you haven't voted already elsewhere... if you're too busy reading to get to this for a couple of days, I'll quite understand.    

 

All the best,

Mike


 

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